Why "Clean Coal" is an oxymoron

Don't take it from me. Ask Pablo. He'll tell you this:

As nice as it sounds, clean coal is an oxymoron of epic proportions, promoted by the coal industry, a sort of Orwellian doublespeak meant to introduce the notion that coal can be environmentally friendly. . .  clean coal does not . . . remove any carbon dioxide, the primary culprit behind climate change, from the emissions.