Column of the Day - P.J. O'Rourke

Conservative funny man (there are some out there) P.J. O'Rourke has cancer. That's not funny. The good news is it's treatable and he has an excellent chance for a full recovery. He also has his trademark sardonic sense of humor:

I have, of all the inglorious things, a malignant hemorrhoid. What color bracelet does one wear for that? And where does one wear it? And what slogan is apropos? Perhaps that slogan can be sewn in needlepoint around the ruffle on a cover for my embarrassing little doughnut buttocks pillow.

Here's hoping for a speedy and complete recovery.