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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Caption of the Week Contest - #1
Each week, I'll find a random news photo; your job is to provide a witty caption. Enjoy. Best captions each week will get some worthwhile prize. No, really.
Lowell Ledger: This photo may seem to be taken in some far away place, but as may of you know this is not true. Last week an AP english teacher from lowell high school, was arrested for causing a major traffic jam on friday night. A bystander said, "he claimed to be a member of the British marching band who was left behind on their way to the Marti Gras. He has since been let out and his classes are going to be taught by his student teacher.
Ah HA! I knew if I back tracked long enough I'd find it. I can't believe I marched five miles before I noticed I was playing the air tuba. Slippery little bugger.
I can't believe I didn't win the Larsen look alike contest. How was I supposed to know what color the head was supposed to be? Isn't it shiny enough? And I swore those students said he was a Nazi and a fan of brass. Oh, grammar nazi and a fan of class?... Really messed that one up didn't I? At least I have you Silver Tuba... do you smell babies?
Lowell Ledger:
ReplyDeleteThis photo may seem to be taken in some far away place, but as may of you know this is not true. Last week an AP english teacher from lowell high school, was arrested for causing a major traffic jam on friday night. A bystander said, "he claimed to be a member of the British marching band who was left behind on their way to the Marti Gras. He has since been let out and his classes are going to be taught by his student teacher.
Mr. Kampfschulte waits on the West Side for the rest of the Social Studies Oompah Band.
ReplyDeleteStolen wax figurine from the Museum of Science and Industry found in business district. Replica of Brittany Spears still missing.
ReplyDeleteTodays lesson in life was that trombones are better because they fit into a train.
ReplyDeleteThis is the final straw! I told everyone to stop leaving their tubas just lying around or I'll have to play them.
ReplyDeleteLet's polka!
Ah HA! I knew if I back tracked long enough I'd find it. I can't believe I marched five miles before I noticed I was playing the air tuba. Slippery little bugger.
ReplyDeleteSadly, no one wanted to hear Gustav's one-man tribute to Metallica on tuba, the "original heavy metal."
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I didn't win the Larsen look alike contest. How was I supposed to know what color the head was supposed to be? Isn't it shiny enough? And I swore those students said he was a Nazi and a fan of brass.
ReplyDeleteOh, grammar nazi and a fan of class?...
Really messed that one up didn't I?
At least I have you Silver Tuba... do you smell babies?
Student teacher snaps, joins military band.
ReplyDeleteWhat a vagrant!
ReplyDeleteI swear if I have to arrest another tuba this week I am going to quit the force, this is getting flippin' ridiculous.
wait... the parade is next tuesday!
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