Thursday, November 11, 2010

Veterans Day Reading Suggestions

As we honor those who've served our country today, I'd like to recommend three books that capture the experience from the frontlines in dramatic detail. Doonesbury.com's The Sandbox collects blog entries of current Iraq and Afghanistan troops, while Operation: Homecoming examines their lives once they've returned to the homeland. From a historical perspective, there's The Ghost Mountain Boys, a stunning examination of the fighting in the South Pacific, including stories of the Red Arrow Division.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Write more, get a higher SAT score

A 14-year old in NYC had figured out how to game the SAT system. And his research is supported by a professor at MIT. If a student writes a longer essay on the SAT, she will earn a higher score, no matter what mistakes there might be in content.

I look forward to seeing the College Board's response to this.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

RIP: Sparky Anderson

Another Tiger great has passed. I'll dig up a couple of photos of Sparky when he visited Grand Rapids many, many years ago and post them later tonight. He was only 76.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Relocating the Lit Lounge Blog

Relocating might not be the best way to put it. Weed and seed is probably more appropriate. Your blogger has been informed that since his employer's website has a link to his blog, his employer could be considered implicit in the offering of content and opinions, varied and sundry, that could be misconstrued as his employer's tacit approval of said content and opinions.

In other words, the Lit Lounge blog is no longer referenced on my employer's website.

I understand completely. And to demonstrate my show of support for this policy, I have started a brand new blog here. No opinions, no controversy, very vanilla.

On the other hand, now that its free from the links that bind it, the Lit Lounge will spend more time and resources (outside the business day, of course) to comment on matters educational, political, and cultural.

We are what we watch

Other than watching tonight's mind-numbing election analysis, what we watch on TV can explain how we are when not glued to the boobtube. The AV Club reports on a study showing why people who like to watch Mad Men, Glee, and The Office tend to be liberal, sensitive, and smug.

I'd take offense, but it's pretty darn accurate.

An Editorial Cartoon Worth a Thousand Words: Election Day Edition

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Volunteers for 2012 Presidential Race Needed!

Sarah Palin says she'll run for President in 2012 "if there's nobody else to do it". Any volunteers? Anyone? Please?

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Happy 40th Birthday, Doonesbury!

A few decades ago, my parents gave in to one of my pleas and bought me a boxed set of Doonesbury paperbacks for Christmas. I was twelve. I didn't get most of the subtle sarcasm, but continued to read book after book, strip after strip, drawn in by the quirky cast and their funky eyes. G. B. Trudeau's strip debuted forty years ago today, and I wish it could go on for another forty or more. I can't imagine a world without Mike, B.D., Zonker, and Toggle.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

RIP: Sony Walkman

The device that made music personal has gone the way of the Victrola, Betamax, and Laser Disc. Sony announced it has stopped production of the Walkman. We come here today to praise the Walkman, in all its forms, for providing us with the first way to tune out the rest of the world and begin our transformation to a society where earbuds are the norm, and shared music a thing of the past. The Walkman is survived by its cousin, the Discman, and distant relatives at Apple.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Chutzpah Award Nominee: Ginni Thomas

Mrs. Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, has asked Anita Hill to consider apologizing for what she did to her husband. ABC News quoted from the voicemail left on Hill's phone last weekend:

“Good morning, Anita Hill, it's Ginni Thomas,” it quoted from the voicemail. “I just wanted to reach across the airwaves and the years and ask you to consider something. I would love you to consider an apology sometime and some full explanation of why you did what you did with my husband. So give it some thought and certainly pray about this and come to understand why you did what you did. Okay have a good day.”
Classy.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Sir Hildenbrand and the Holy Grail

Have you seen Dave Hildenbrand's ads for State Senate? Set in a picturesque Grand Rapids neighborhood, the current state representative mentions how the people in Lansing can't get things done (Dave, you are one of those people) while walking towards the camera. Funny thing is, he keeps starting his walk from the same place. . . watch.



Reminds me of Sir Lancelot at the two-minute mark of this Monty Python and the Holy Grail clip:

Sunday, October 17, 2010

When the Lit Lounge grows up, it wants to be. . .

. . . like Andrew Sullivan's Daily Dish. Arguably the most informative political blog, Sullivan and company have discussed matters political, social, and non-sensical for ten years. Simply put, it is consistently the best reading on the web. A profile of Sullivan can be heard on NPR; see the Dish in all its glory here.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Admission Advice: Essays and Letters of Recommendation Matter!

In a continuing effort to help my seniors (and anyone else who stumbles upon this blog) get into the college of their choice, here are three links to recent blog posts on NYTimes.com.

As I've mentioned to the kids, writing an engaging application essay will help them stand out from the mass of "How the Big Game/Mission Trip Changed My Life" crowd. This entry by Dave Marcus examines why the mundane events make great essay subjects. If you'd like to see some great entries, check out these recent responses to Connecticut College's application prompts. Also, make sure your teachers aren't writing cookie-cutter letters of recommendation. Kiss. Of. Death.

Of course, visiting a school can be a major factor in deciding where you want to go. Key tip: Don't wear sweats from MSU when visiting U of M.

Friday, October 15, 2010

While you're "Waiting for Superman"

The much ballyhooed documentary on the crisis in/failure of public education hits our town next week. It will knock the NEA & AFT (as it should, to an extent) and argue for more charter schools. The Obama Administration's Race to the Top initiative will dole out cash for improved standardized test scores.

Neither "Waiting for Superman" or RTTF focuses on true educational reform. Take 11 minutes of your day to watch this animated lecture by Sir Ken Robinson:

Monday, October 11, 2010

LOVE HIM!

It's that time of year, time when I force my AP Lit students to study Great Expectations, by Charles Dickens. Later, they'll read John Irving's Dickensian novel, A Prayer for Owen Meany. NPR interviewed Irving six years ago, and discovered why he fell in love with Great Expectations.

Rushdie's Haroun Sequel: Luka and The Fire of Life

Salman Rushdie's delightful Haroun and the Sea of Stories gets its very own sequel next month, Luka and the Fire of Life. Here's an interview with the writer, courtesy of BBC News:

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Lewis Black on Education

It's that time of year, time to ask "What's wrong with our schools, and how can they be fixed?" NBC devoted an ENTIRE WEEK to education, so what more could we ask for?

Enter, Lewis Black:

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It Gets Better: A Local Angle

LZ Granderson once wrote for the GR Press and, if I'm not mistaken, performed in some local theater. He's now an award-winning writer for ESPN.com. Like many other LGBT teens, he was bullied in school (and beaten by his stepfather). LZ contributed a special column to CNN.com this week; in it, he refers to Dan Savage's It Gets Better project on YouTube:
(These) stories are universal and can offer comfort to any student who may be a victim of bullying. Remember, pain and isolation know no race, gender, socioeconomic status or sexual orientation.
Amen.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Your Thursday Banned Book: At the Crossroads of Faith and Doubt

A Prayer for Owen Meany is one of two books that led me back to college to become a teacher. John Irving's novel was challenged last year for its language and adult content, which is ironic, since one target of his subtle satire is people who get hung up on language and, as a result, miss the big picture. Can faith and doubt coexist? How do we explain the unbelievable?

Read Owen Meany and let me know what you think.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Outrage and Hope

Outrage: Tonight's headline on the NY Times site makes me sick to my stomach. Two Rutgers University students allegedly videoed another student in an "intimate encounter". The young man, after finding out he'd been taped, jumped to his death off the George Washington Bridge last week.

Hope: On YouTube, the It Gets Better Project features a series of videos aimed at LGBT kids in high school who often feel alienated or bullied.



Sadly, some still want to make it worse. And believe what they did was funny.

Define "banned": Today's Banned Book

Your Wednesday Banned Book is none other than the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary, once a staple of the American classroom, now just another app on your iPhone. Seems that some folks in Menifee, CA thought it should be pulled after a parent complained about her child coming across an "adult" term. The district, in an act of cowardice by committee, is considering a permanent classroom ban of the dictionary.

Blogger's Confession: This reminds me of seventh grade, when we'd consult a dictionary under the guise of research so we could look up forbidden words. As we'd snicker, the girls in class would make mental notes to avoid us for the next five to ten years.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Tuesday's Banned Book, or, You've Gotta' Be Kidding Me!

Q: How should you celebrate the 50th anniversary of Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird
A (in Monty Python Holy Grail Witch Trial voice): BANNNNNNNN IT!

Yes, that pillar of integrity, Atticus Finch, along with his oddly-named offspring, are to be considered objectionable by some in our fair country. Actually, it's the derogatory language that some find offensive, which, I think it's safe to say, Miss Lee wanted all of us to find offensive, along with the behavior of those metaphorical mockingbird killers. 

Monday, September 27, 2010

Today's Banned Book: Sherman Alexie's Award-Winning YA Novel

Happy Banned Books Week 2010! This is the 29th year of celebrating our freedom to read. Unfortunately, not everyone agrees with what's on the shelves at your local public library, and a few make passionate efforts to get "objectionable" content removed every year. This week, I'll showcase a handful of books challenged, restricted, removed, or banned from certain libraries.

Up first, Sherman Alexie's The Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian. A few parents "found its language vulgar and racist", so they asked to have it removed from their school's summer reading list. It's the only book my son read this summer, and he enjoyed it. Check it out for yourself.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Sunday, September 19, 2010

A matter of perspective: Muslims in America

This one's for all of the "Muslims = evil terrorists" out there (or "Islam is a violent religion" folks). On behalf of all Americans, Nick Kristof has apologized for our pathetic behavior:
Many Americans honestly believe that Muslims are prone to violence, but humans are too complicated and diverse to lump into groups that we form invidious conclusions about. We’ve mostly learned that about blacks, Jews and other groups that suffered historic discrimination, but it’s still O.K. to make sweeping statements about “Muslims” as an undifferentiated mass.

Now THIS is an American Dream

I had the pleasure of teaching Gil at GRCC two years ago, but I think I learned more from him than he did from me. A remarkable young man. He'll become a citizen of the United States this Wednesday. (photo from GR Press/MLive)

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Never Let Me Go

Can't wait to see this film - one of my favorite reads of this past summer. Follow the link to see author Kazuo Ishiguro discuss how he learned more about his novel from watching the film.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Pink Arrow Project, Part III!

Every professional development day should be like this. Lowell shows its community spirit Friday for the third annual Pink Arrow football game at Red Arrow Stadium. Show your support for Gilda's Club, and bring a canned good or two to help stock the shelves at Flat River Outreach Ministries!

AP Lit Extra Credit Opportunity!



Each year, I encourage LHS students to attend GRCC's Diversity Lecture Series. This year's lineup is one of the best in recent memory. Hope to see you there.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

What could possibly go wrong?

General Motors is working on a voice command system that allows drivers to update their Facebook status on the road.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Step away from your Facebook!

A new study shows that college students who use Facebook while studying see their grades dip by as much as 20 percent. Expect much defriending to follow.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Spoke too soon - RIP, Harvey Pekar

About that living well into your eighth decade? Sadly, comics great Harvey Pekar didn't make it too far. He died today in Cleveland at age 70.

(One of my Facebook friends blames Pekar's death on Lebron.)

You're 70! Live it up!

Both Lit Lounge parents hit the big 7-0 this year, and they're in good company: Ringo Starr, Pele, Alex Trebek, Chuck Norris, and Nancy Pelosi enter their eighth decade in 2010. This NY Times article explores what septuagenarians can expect:

The eighth decade, said Dr. Anne Basting, is “now seen as an active time of life: you’re just past retirement, that’s your time to explore and play mentally.” But while many will be healthy, others will not. “There will be an increase in frailty and disability because people are living longer,” said S. Jay Olshansky, a demographer at the University of Illinois at Chicago who studies aging. For some people, an increased risk of stroke and Alzheimer’s “is going to be the price they pay for extended longevity,” he said.
The risk, gerontologists say, is that in celebrating the remarkable stories, we make those not playing Radio City, and certainly those suffering the diseases that often accompany old age, feel inadequate.

No need for the elder Larsens to feel inadequate - they're still crazy after all these years. 

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

I blame the pubic schools

Seems that most of y'all can't figger out basic English grammar, even if y'all been speakin' it yer whole life.

Clearly, I've failed in my efforts to educate the masses. I shall leave education and find gainful employment where empirical vacuums are welcome: Fox News.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

My Summer Reading List: The First Three Weeks



In addition to the 1250 AP Lit essays scored in Louisville, I spend summers away from required reading to plow through a dozen or so books I've acquired since the last summer break. Here's what I've read so far:

  •  The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks (Kindle edition) - If you've been treated for a major disease in the past thirty years, you owe a debt of gratitude to Henrietta, whose killer cancer cells continued to grow after her death. These HeLa cells are cultivated around the world, but her family never knew the truth about what happened to Henrietta's cells until author Rebecca Skloot entered their lives.

  • Faceless Killers - Turns out that Stieg Larsson isn't the only Swedish mystery novelist. Henning Mankel's been doing it for years. Faceless Killers is the first of ten novels to feature the work of detective Kurt Wallender

  • The Shallows: What The Internet Is Doing To Our Brains - If you teach, you need to read this book. Nicholas Carr explores the science behind neuroplasticity - how our brains change based on what we "feed" them. Long story short: If you've read up to this sentence, you're doing much better than the average web reader.

  • Tinkers - Paul Harding won the Pulitzer Prize for his debut novel, and it is easy to see why. As an old man lies dying, he drifts in and out of consciousness, recalling his life as well as the lives of his father and grandfather. Harding does not employ a traditional narrative, so don't expect to be pulled in a la The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Instead, be patient. Savor the poetic prose, especially Harding's attention to the wonder of the natural world. 

Back to my reading. Next up: Wesley Stace's by George, a story about a boy, his grandfather, and his grandfather's ventriloquist dummy. The dummy "narrates" much of the story.

Here's Nicholas Carr to explain The Shallows on The Colbert Report:

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Friday, June 18, 2010

Exile on Fourth Street - Wrapping up the AP Lit Exam Reading

One week ago this morning, I sat down with seven readers and one very gracious leader at Table 89 for the AP Lit Exam reading. Seven days and 1250 essays later, it's time to head home. But first, a few notes from the week that was. . .

I read Question 3, the "open" essay, where students answer a prompt using a major work they've read. This year's question dealt with the concept of being exiled as being both "alienating" and "enriching". I've endured hundreds of essays on Heart of Darkness, Jane Eyre, and Brave New World. Future students should be grateful for this, as I have no intention of ever teaching these titles after this week.

While there were some incredibly lame responses, on the whole, I thought the essays were better this year than last. Unfortunately, they were also much, much longer on average. Our colleagues on Question 1 (poetry) had it much easier; they were finished at 10:00 AM yesterday. The rest of us wrapped up just before 3:00 PM.

This was the first year that both the AP Lit and AP Lang exams were read in Louisville - some 2000 high school and college English teachers under the same roof. 1200 of us gathered Sunday night to hear former US Poet Laureate Billy Collins - some of us got there two hours early to snag a decent seat. Collins is a phenomenal poet, one of the few rock stars of the profession.

The food was edible. That's an improvement over last year's "wouldn't feed it to my dog" rating. We managed to get out for a tasty rack of BBQ ribs at FABD (Frankfort Ave. Beer Depot), where they also serve Oberon on tap. Follow that up with a night at the ballpark with the Louisville Bats, and you have the makings of a wonderful week.

But it will be good to get on a plane at 9:55 and head home.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Live from Louisville - AP Reading 2010 - Monday AM Edition

Billy Collins was AMAZING. But after spending 14 hours in the Kentucky Convention Center, I had a strong desire to have a conference with my pillow. Photos to come, promise.

Lowell has once again made Newsweek's Top High Schools list! Details here.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Live from Louisville - AP Reading 2010

Since the College Board frowns on detailed blogging, I'm going to keep this vague and brief: All is well. Good group of readers at my table, good question, and pretty decent responses to the prompt so far.

Best t-shirt I've seen: "Shakespeare hates your emo poems." Love it.

Tonight's entertainment: Poet Billy Collins (who probably hates emo poems, too). I'll post pics of his visit later tonight.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Friday, May 21, 2010

Please dispense with the commencement silliness

As high school seniors gear up for graduation, it's time to remember that a commencement ceremony is NOT the place for cat-calls, air horns, and shrieks of "YOU GO, GIRL!" George Weigel, in The New Republic, makes this comment:
As I sit through my third commencement in two weeks, I note, somewhat dyspeptically, that these affairs now combine the sartorial splendor of the medieval university with behavior adopted from the rowdiest of high-school basketball games. When did it become socially acceptable for adults to shriek like banshees when their graduate’s name is announced? There seem to be no ethnic, racial, or class identifiers of this obnoxious and idiotic behavior: with rare exceptions, just about everyone does it.
The award of a degree ought to mark a point of passage into adulthood. Parents, siblings, and friends who understand that might want to stop acting like berserk adolescents on these occasions.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Congrats, Rode!

Lowell's varsity softball coach, Bob Rodenhouse, reached a milestone Tuesday, picking up his 500th and 501st career wins. The team loves Rode, and he loves coaching them. Those of us who teach with him at LHS will miss his priceless stories in the staff lounge next year; he's hanging up the PE clipboard, but we hope to see him around as Coach Rode for many years to come!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Heckuva theory, Brownie

You remember Michael "Brownie" Brown, one-time head of FEMA who did such a bang-up job in Nawlins' post-Katrina? He claims the current mess in the Gulf was sprung by President Obama to advance his environmental agenda. Classy guy.

RIP Ernie Harwell

Simply the best to ever call a game. Ernie Harwell is calling the ultimate All-Star Game in that ballpark in the sky.

AP Exam Study Break

The Muppets take on Queen - take a break and enjoy.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Levin v. Goldman Sachs

Checking out NYTimes.com this morning, I grinned at photos of the Ukrainian Parliament as they threw down, threw eggs, and threw smoke bombs during a debate over extending a lease on a Russian naval base (the smoke cleared, and the deal passed). I thought, Wouldn't that be something to see in our government?

Enter today's senate hearings on the financial crisis, featuring Sen. Carl Levin (D-MI) and a bunch of suits from Goldman Sachs. Levin called out Goldman over a "s*****" deal. I don't know what was more fun: the smoke bomb, Levin's s-bombs, or watching the media try to deal with Levin's "salty" or "colorful" language.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Nevertheless, I hope Biggby doesn't add a Dung Bear to the menu anytime soon

The world's most expensive coffee beans can be found in the Philippines, once they've been through a unique process:
Costing hundreds of dollars a pound, these beans are found in the droppings of the civet, a nocturnal, furry, long-tailed catlike animal that prowls Southeast Asia’s coffee-growing lands for the tastiest, ripest coffee cherries. The civet eventually excretes the hard, indigestible innards of the fruit — essentially, incipient coffee beans — though only after they have been fermented in the animal’s stomach acids and enzymes to produce a brew described as smooth, chocolaty and devoid of any bitter aftertaste.

Princeton Professor/Pulitzer Prize-winning Poet analyzes Ke$ha

Paul Muldoon examines the relationship between Ke$ha's "Tic-Toc" and King Lear, among other things, in this academic study of the pop diva.

Friday, April 16, 2010

RIP Marion Ladewig

Last week, I took the family to Northfield Lanes for an afternoon of bowling. We soon discovered how much easier it is to bowl on the Wii.

Years ago, my Grandpa Evans would take me and my brothers to The Fanatorium, a bowling institution on Jefferson SE. He'd chat up the owner, Mr. Morrissey, and remind us to swing our arms "like a pendulum." If memory serves, he introduced us to the great Marion Ladewig (or at least pointed to her and told us about her greatness). The "greatest female bowler" died this morning at age 95.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Beatrice and Virgil: Yann Martel's new novel

One of the highlights of my career happened two years ago, when my AP Lit classes had the opportunity to chat with Booker Prize-winning author Yann Martel (thanks, AV!). Eight years after Life of Pi was published, Martel has returned with Beatrice and Virgil, another animal-filled novel. Martel explains the premise here.

Such Tweet Sorrow - Shakespeare meets Twitter

Six actors from the Royal Shakespeare Company are tweeting the tragedy of Romeo and Juliet in real-time via Twitter. Warning: It's very contemporary. Those expecting iambic pentameter (and family-friendly language) will be disappointed.

LHS goes green on prom night


The Red Arrows are going green for this year's prom. Salad veggies are growing in our greenhouse, and students are creating prom accessories from non-refundable aluminum cans. In addition, the ticket price includes round-trip transportation on a bio-diesel fueled motor coach. Great write up in The GR Press yesterday with more details.

And if any Red Arrows aren't thrilled with the idea, it could be much, much worse. They could have prom on a school night! (photo from mlive.com)

Monday, April 12, 2010

It's National Poetry Month!

Nevermind the Confederates - here's a group worth celebrating! Support your local poet!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Mad Men perform Bye Bye Birdie

Love this show.

Back from a short vaca to PA


The Larsens had a pleasant visit to the Keystone State this week. Chocolate in Hershey, cheesesteaks in Philly, and baseball in the 'Burgh. This is my favorite pic from our stay in Philadelphia.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

April 4: Marie Ponsot’s Transport

A simple poem for this Easter Sunday by Marie Ponsot.



Transport
The rose, for all its behavior,
is smaller than the lifelove it stands for,
only briefly brightening,
and even its odor
only a metaphor.
Or so we suppose
just as we suppose the savior
we employ or see next door
is only some hired man
gardening.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

iPads, anyone?

Should you buy an iPad? Follow the flow chart below.

RIP Jaime Escalante, Master Teacher

Jaime Escalante taught AP Calculus in one of the toughest schools in the country, and did it so well that, one year, all of his students passed the grueling AP Exam, only to be told by the College Board that they had to retake it. No one believed a bunch of kids in East LA could pass the exam without cheating. They took it again. And passed. His story was the basis for Stand and Deliver.


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And the 2010 Kent County High School Teacher of the Year is. . .

Mrs. Kristin Schutte of LHS! This makes LHS the home to two consecutive honorees (that Kampfschulte guy won it last year). Mrs. Schutte has busted her -- tail to help our students succeed on the ACT. Congrats!

Eschewing Obfuscation and Pledging Allegiance to Hapax Legomenons

Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? So does our Pledge of Allegiance, so much so that, according to linguist Geoff Nunberg, we've forgotten its origin and meaning:
People don't pledge allegiance to Hadassah or the U.S. Marines or Kappa Kappa Gamma, much less to other inanimate objects. We only use the words when we're either quoting the flag pledge or riffing on it. So there's no independent reference point, no way to know what you've just signed on for that you weren't down for already.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Writer/Editor in Chief

Respect for diction and syntax. That's what I like to see in a leader of the free world. Obama has it, as shown in this photo of his editing of a speech he gave last September.

Friday, March 26, 2010

He was a good little monkey, but he was always. . .

. . . running from Nazis? Turns out Curious George's creators fled Paris just days before the Nazis took over. The little monkey's narrow escapes paralleled their own.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

American Family Association: Stone To Death Killer Whale Who Killed Trainer

What could top a CNN anchor calling Tilly the Orca a "serial killer"? The American Family Association calling for Tilly's death - by stoning.

Good luck finding that stone.

Rachel Maddow and a little thing called truth, or, don't read this if you don't care for logical arguments

Here's what a journalist is supposed to do: seek the truth, then report it. Those who fear reason fear this woman:


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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Read Across America Day

From the better late than never department: Today is Read Across America Day, when all red-blooded Americans are supposed to read Dr. Seuss to their kids in honor of his birthday. I, however, propose reading a bit of John Irving to them. It's his birthday, too.

And the teachers replied, "NO KIDDING!"

Diane Ravitch, a former supporter of No Child Left Behind (or, as those of us in the trenches call it, No Teacher Left Standing), has changed her tune. Raising test scores leads to cheating and "gaming the system". As for treating schools like businesses:


"There should not be an education marketplace, there should not be competition," Ravitch says. "Schools operate fundamentally — or should operate — like families. The fundamental principle by which education proceeds is collaboration. Teachers are supposed to share what works; schools are supposed to get together and talk about what's [been successful] for them. They're not supposed to hide their trade secrets and have a survival of the fittest competition with the school down the block."

Keep your eyes on the road, if you can

I'm not a big fan of the LED billboards, but to call them "weapons of mass distraction" is going a bit too far, don't you think?

Sunday, February 28, 2010

This will be the day the music died

Miley Cyrus has recorded a "racy" duet with Poison's Bret Michaels. Truly, every rose has its thorn.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Paging Charlie VanDoren

The FCC is looking into a possible fix of "Our Little Genius", the game show pulled from the FOX lineup just days before it was to air.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Ebert on Ebert

I would never be able to understand why anyone would dislike this man. Roger Ebert is as honestly critical about himself as he is about the subjects of his film reviews. Here's a bit of what he had to say about being interviewed in Esquire:

When I turned to it in the magazine, I got a jolt from the full-page photograph of my jaw drooping. Not a lovely sight. But then I am not a lovely sight, and in a moment I thought, well, what the hell. It's just as well it's out there. That's how I look, after all.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

For sale: One Victorian dog collar, slightly used. Contact Boz.


A dog collar owned by Charles Dickens sold for $11,590 this week. Last year, someone paid over $9,000 for his gold and ivory toothpick. Hard times, indeed.

A final thought after a mid-winter break spent in the ER


From Jake Lewis. His blog. His artwork.

Roger Ebert's powerful voice


Chris Jones has an amazing profile of Roger Ebert in this month's Esquire. Due to his battle with cancer, Ebert can no longer speak, but his voice lives on through his incredibly powerful writing. If we're lucky, he'll publish a collection of his blog entries. (photo from Esquire)

Monday, February 15, 2010

Helen Keller on Broadway!

Nice article in the NY Times about Abigail Breslin's (Little Miss Sunshine) preparation to play Helen Keller in a revival of The Miracle Worker on Broadway. Funny story: When I mentioned this bit of news to Mrs. Lit Lounge, her first response was, "Is it a musical?"

Helen Keller: The Musical. Oh, to be in the chorus for that!

Another reason to redefine marriage


New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other

For President's Day

They Might Be Giants, in a low-quality video, performing James K. Polk. Celebrate the man!



Sunday, February 14, 2010

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

RIP Len Galloway, GRJA Founder

I can trace my life back to answering a yes/no question: "Would you like to join Junior Achievement?" I said yes, and everything I've done since then relates to that moment. For many high school students, Grand Rapids Junior Achievement introduced us not only to the business world, but to a diverse group of kids from all over Kent County.

Len Galloway founded GRJA in 1956. I was a JAer in high school, then served as Program Manager of GRJA's traditional evening program from 1988-1990. So many local business professionals owe their careers to what this man brought to Grand Rapids a half-century ago.

Mr. Galloway died Sunday at the age of 84.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

RIP Howard Zinn

Howard Zinn, Author Of 'People's History Of The United States' died today at age 87. If you're not familiar with his work, Zinn explained its purpose:


He called his book a response to traditional works, the first chapter – not the last – of a new kind of history.

"There's no such thing as a whole story; every story is incomplete," Zinn said. "My idea was the orthodox viewpoint has already been done a thousand times."

Is that a gecko in your pocket, or are you--oh, it is?!?

German guy stuffed 44 little lizards into his pants before boarding a flight from New Zealand.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Watching the big games this week?


I like Dallas to upset Minnesota, New Orleans over Arizona, Indy over Baltimore, and San Diego to ground the Jets. If I watch each broadcast, I'll spend over half of each game watching big guys just standing around. This chart from The Wall Street Journal explains.

More heavy news - from Sweden

A group of Weight Watchers gathered for their weekly weigh-in. And the floor beneath them collapsed. No word on Reverend Gooch being involved.

The Devil responds to Pat Robertson

Via a letter to the Minneapolis Star Tribune:

Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

TGIF doesn't matter this week

It's been a long, emotionally draining week. We've seen the devastation in Haiti and responded with compassion (Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh excluded). Pop culture lost the man who gave us "SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!" (on a Sunday, no less), R & B legend Teddy Pendergrass, and Memphis garage rocker Jay Reatard. Today, we say, "See You Later, Alligator" to Bobby Charles, who wrote the 1950's hit of the same name.

Closer to home, we've kept our thoughts and prayers focused on one of our LHS colleagues who lost her husband in an accident last weekend. Today, we learned that one of our grads lost his life in service to our country during his second tour of duty in Afghanistan.

Offering thoughts and prayers just doesn't seem enough.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010